Get Your Nose in There

So this is about cats. And the unspeakable things they do. In the basement. In a box. I don’t have kids, so welcome to my own version of a brag book. Only with more scent-erific imagery. If you have a cat and/or knows someone who does, read on. The following entry contains some useful information. if you’d rather not read my musings about kitty litter, please browse my Amazon Wish List. December is a long way offto wait.

The worst thing about having cats is that they don’t take too well to toilet-training. I acknowledge that this CAN be done. Frankly, I don’t have the patience that would be involved and cats using the toilet? Isn’t there a line somewhere? Wouldn’t it be weird? Sorry, you’ll just have to wait, Marzipan over did it on the kibble this morning.

We have tried several brands of kitty litter. We’ve done scoopable. We’ve done variations on flushable. We thought we’d hit the nail on the head when we introduced those silica crystals. But we had no idea. Last month, while shopping for some little of the kitty variety, the Pet Shop Lady (not Pet Shop Boy… too bad that) suggested we try this. Hello Feline Fresh. She claimed that one could hold the litter box right up under one’s nose and not have the feeling of being chloroformed by a member of the Mob. This is important because I often want to hold a giant box of cat business right up to my nose. Combine this with the fact that I’m a sucker for a rewards program (buy eleventy-hundred, get one free, yes!) and I was sold.

Friends. She wasn’t kidding. This is THE best litter I have tried to date. The folks at Feline Fresh are NOT paying me to tell you about this (ps… Feline Fresh? I have HUGE student loan debt). Out of the goodness of my double cat household heart am telling you, get thee to the pet shop and get yourself a huge bag of Feline Fresh. It’s biodegradable! It clumps! It’s flushable! It will not do your laundry or make you pancakes or take your car for surprise tune-ups, but it will allow you to live out all dreams of placing your face right up against the place where your cat goes to the washroom. And if that’s not awesome, I don’t know what is.